HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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