Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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