So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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