did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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