that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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