That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it was like eating out sand paper
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
