Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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