what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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