Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
