so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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