I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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