He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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