I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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