Its about making memories worth repressing
I understand Curling. That high.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Randomize