This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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