Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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