I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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