Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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