normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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