is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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