so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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