I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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