what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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