didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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