why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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