I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
