did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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