i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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