i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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