Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
