butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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