It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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