So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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