i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
His nipple licking is glorious
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