thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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