She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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