You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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