Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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