More tranny stories later!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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