This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
