just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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