the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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