I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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