We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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