I smell stomach acid.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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