Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You ate ashes out of my bong
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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