Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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