it was like his penis was on wheels.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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