I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I will be naked everywhere
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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