like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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