adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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