i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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