Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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