yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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