do herpes really smell.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
be right there i have to get my cape
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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